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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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Barry Louis Larkin is an American former professional baseball shortstop. As a player he spent his entire 19-year Major League Baseball (MLB) career with the Cincinnati Reds from 1986 to 2004.
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