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{"fact":"Cats have supersonic hearing","length":28}

{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}

{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

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