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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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Dorothy Dupre Kelly was an American motion picture actress of the early silent film era.
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