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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do you learn to make banana splits?","punchline":"At sundae school.","id":288}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
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